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There is nothing wrong with that. When will the celebratory riverside fireworks show be taking place? If the Wildcats need a food vendor I will be happy to whip up a tasty batch of fart sandwiches!!!

In the WRC, the schools have decided that even if the county has gone RED, extra curricular activities will continue. I think the local health departments must be loosening up on what they are advising.

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Is it true what I am hearing? All of the WRC counties are about to enter the red classification for Covid cases? Will any of the athletic departments bend to the pressure and make a rash decision? Are the county health departments ok with allowing school sports to go on as normal?

The Mecca Sperm Bank?

It makes things interesting if nothing else! It has been kind of a slow year for WRC football.

It seems safe to say that Riverton Parke still hates Rockville, and probably vice versa. it's gonna be wild when the balance of football power in Parke County shifts to the south and west, in like 2 years.

So Parke Heritage isn't isolating their athletes from their general student population? I would expect a school that has a chance of winning some post season games to take every possible precaution to keep their athletes healthy. Who cares if some Parke Heritage employees are passing the email around outside of the district? There are necessary precautions to take when you preparing to make a run in the state tournament.

WILL HERB CRAP IN CRABTREE'S YARD TONIGHT???? WILL MEL GIBSON CRAP IN HERB'S YARD TONIGHT?????? WILL CRABTREE CRAP IN CRABTREE'S YARD TONIGHT????? TUNE IN FOR WEEK 9 IN THE WRC, QUARANTINE EDITION!!!!!!

I cannot believe what I heard today. According to WRC By-Laws, a team must play all of their conference games to be eligible to win the WRC championship. Since North Vermillion was the only school to play all of their games, they are going to be named WRC champs for 2020??? This is a travesty. I can't believe the WRC ADs and Principals are going to let this stand.

Thank you, now enjoy this super spicy ca-ca torta!!

Does anyone know how the Jr. High Banks of the Wabash football tournament ended up last night?

Seriously, how awesome is the Hi-Pod X31? It's like the rest of the folks in the endzone camera game are just playing catch-up!

Speaking of Mecca, one day I would like to try the famous Mecca Tavern tenderloin. How are the restroom facilities? I need to know this in case I have to unleash a liquified fecal deluge upon finishing my meal. I can only imagine the celebration and revelry that will take place in Mecca when the Panthers start smacking the Wolfs around on an annual basis.

You may, or may not, be able to get a cold beer. I can say with certainty though that you can pick up a new K-9 friend if you visit the metropolis of Mecca. There's always 3-4 dogs running around town.

Has the quality of New Palestine's endzone film suffered during this time of struggle? You can judge a program in decline by whether they have an endzone camera and how well it is used.

Can you help me cleanse the fecal stains in my undies?

You and I seem to be in agreement Mr Ballhawk. Coach Brian Moore rightfully earned his place in the hall of fame by being a legendary football coach, not by chasing talent. Now I have a couple of questions for you. 1. What did Lafayette Jeff know that Seeger and Fountain Central didn't? Jeff was able to find a replacement for Moore that took their program to the next level following his departure. Seeger and Fountain Central both fell off the face of the earth following his departure. 2. Do you prefer your fart sandwiches smooth or chunky? 3. If Parke Heritage becomes a bottom feeder after Coach Brian Moore leaves, does that prove that he is irreplaceable? If so, does that make Lafayette Jeff the Beyonce of Indiana high school football? Standing in the front yard telling me how I'm such a fool, talking bout how I'll never ever find a coach like you........You must not know bout me, you must not know bout me. I can have another coach in a minute, matter of fact he'll be here in a minute, baby.

But will the upcoming talen........I mean outstanding tenderloins be enough to lure a legend to southwest parke county?

Is that a shooting gallery I hear?? No, it is just me ripping off massive farts to fill your flatus hoagies!! Welcome to Week 8!!! WRC Conference standings after seven weeks - South Vermillion 5-0 Seeger 3-0 Attica 3-1 Parke Heritage 2-1 Covington 3-3 North Vermillion 1-4 Riverton Parke 0-4 Fountain Central 0-4 If you had told me before the season that Parke Heritage would be sitting in 4th place in the WRC, I would have challenged you to eat a can of refried beans and then try your prediction again. The sand is quickly draining from the hour glass for the Wolfs. One, maybe two more years to capitalize on all of that talent. Tick-tick-tick-tick. Like sand through the hour glass, so are the days of the Wolfs football. Sitting one spot above Parke Heritage in third place is Rambler Dan and Attica. From the program lingering on death's door to sitting in 3rd place with two weeks left, you've gotta hand it to A-Town. Meanwhile, in Clinton, the future's so bright you're gonna need a visor!!! The Tigerrrrrr........I mean the Wildcats are set to be WRC Champions for the 2nd time in the Visor's tenure.........IF, they can avoid an ambush by Mel, Herb, and the rest of the Patriots. Anyone know who the officials are for this epic clash?? Speaking of Seeger....Herb King is the new King of the North. King Herb has rebuilt the once powerful kingdom of Seeger. Look for King Herb to be the one pooping in the yards of other coaches from now on!!! The Men of Troy have a 4-3 record, drones to film practice, and the hot rumor at Agave Azul is that Field Turf is coming to the Trojan Complex!! The new football coach is generating mucho excitement around town. If the Trojans want to hang on to Coach Campbell they better keep him wrapped up tight like a........Trojan? Oh, how the mighty have fallen. North Vermillion with only one win on the season. Happy days are not here again in Newport.......no Hill Climb......no winning football games......orange barrels for miles and miles and miles and miles.......... Riverton Parke has a secret.........their youth teams are doing very well playing in Terre Haute. The talent balance will soon shift in Parke County and the Panthers will own the monopoly. On an unrelated note, don't be surprised when a current WRC head football coach is seen dining at the famous RP institution, the Mecca Tavern in the near future. Probably heard how good their tenderloins are. Fountain Central has a chance to pick up their first WRC win in two years against North Vermillion this week. It still boggles the mind how the bottom fell out of that proud program. Small school cycles I guess.

What if he poops in his pants? Is that the smell of victory?

Did someone order a spicy ca-ca torta? I am here to deliver the piping hot fart sandwiches you crave!! 1. A 10-2 record with a couple of second place finishes is nothing to sneeze at, and certainly not mediocre. 2. Who would win if Brian Moore from 2004 was coaching against Brian Moore from 2020? 3. Right now Parke Heritage is seeing the classic "consolidation bump" across all athletics. When you combine two varsity teams to make one, there is usually success initially because of the depth and competition to get on the field / court. This advantage quickly fades after the first four years post consolidation. Do the Wolfs have the athletes in the lower levels to maintain the success? Are the varsity coaches working hard in the lower levels to develop talent? Is there involvement from the top down? That will be key to the Wolfs either continuing long term success or falling off in the near future. 4. Seeger is back with King Herb leading the charge. How long will King Herb keep coaching now that he has Seeger back in the mix? Judging by the fact that he changed the Patriots' helmets, I don't see him walking away anytime soon. Kudos to him and his staff for doing the hard work at the lower levels, digging in for the long term, and resurrecting the Patriots from death. Somewhere in Hollywood Mel Gibson is smiling and making scapegoats out of Jews. 5. Will Bud Wright crap in Herb's yard this weekend? I dare anyone to try and stop him.

Is it true that Herb left Rockville because no one would crap in his yard after big wins?

WHO CRAPPED IN HERB'S YARD???

Tell me about it! It's the same thing with Brian Moore being a talent chaser. Everyone wants to harp on that just because he's coached at three different WRC schools. How can you blame a guy for putting himself in the best position to win? How about all of those coaches who won, then stayed loyal to their school, only to be fired when the talent ran out? It goes both ways.