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Lil Ralphie’s crew, stands in vain,
Against the Tigers' power, swift and plain,
The Speedhawk’s gaze is true, his flight so bold,
He sees the Tigers’ tale of triumph told.

The scoreboard glows with numbers, bright and proud,
As Tigers’ fans erupt, a roaring crowd,
With every run and touchdown, cheers ignite,
The Speedhawk’s vision turns to pure delight.

Oh brother, it will be a Connie's night

So on this night of homecoming's festive cheer,
The Speedhawk’s prophecy is crystal clear,
The Tigers take the field, their spirits high,
And soar to victory ‘neath the starlit sky.

 

Hope you guys are enjoying my poem

Speedhawks still wants dome

Posted (edited)

No one is going to believe me, but I have a friend whose brother's coworker briefly dated Lil Ralphie. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and Ralphie ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup...

 

Knigga Disciples 63 - Future Honda Engineers 0

Edited by TigerBLenthusiast69
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1 hour ago, TigerBLenthusiast69 said:

No one is going to believe me, but I have a friend whose brother's coworker briefly dated Lil Ralphie. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and Ralphie ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup...

 

Knigga Disciples 63 - Future Honda Engineers 0

Everyone knows that soup tastes much better when strategically mixed. Your friend's brother's coworker must have been impressed because dessert was amazing!!!! If ya know what I'm sayin. 😉

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Posted

Lil Ralphie, Lil Ralphie, Lil Ralphie 1.2..3...

After the beating you can come to Connies with STC

Connies delight will be served up all night, don't worry, Tiger BL's will be free!

Connies Poles won't freeze your tongue, but trust Stink - there will be something that does!

Stinktown 69 - Lil Ralphie's ZERO!

Also just talked to the local shop - he was stitching a few of these for STC!

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Casket Nation vs Flat Bill Timberlakes

Flat Bill will have something up his sleeve, the Lions 2-1 and singing "Not a bad thing"

Those Dawgs will fear the Lions bite, but don't worry, thos Lions wont have too much fight!

Dawgs go Wild like Spring Break 94' peeing in every corner of the Lions Den near and far!

Casket Nation 28 - Flat Bill 14

 

Chicken & Jo Joes @ BiG ReD & BlAcK

The Trojans are not happy at 1-2

Chicken & Jo Joes, Stink feels sorry for you!

The Trojans end their Buckeye tour, coming back to Indiana so they can win some more.

Won't be a game even if the Trojans are 1-2, they still got the formula to beat the boyz in blue!

Trojanville 35 - Jo Joe's 7

 

River Rat Tacos vs Methtuckyville

The Rats travel to Tuckyville for a battle of 2-1's

Stink thinks the DI Knights run away with this one.

You got Kitty calling the shots and going deep, and Rockin Gambler Rand dialing up Blitzes, knocking them off their seats!

RRT's 28 - Tuckyville 7

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Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

you're right....you might just see, but they may not stop to 103!

This will be done to honor WTRE & Lee!

Eagle 99.3 FOREVER - WTRE - Losers just like the Pirates!

 

 

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Well, looky there. Stink rejoins the Grid after the Tiger Rats finally find an offense (against Milan 🙄) and going into a game with what might be the worst program in the state. Coincidence? I think not. 

Stink and crew enjoy a bye week this week, along with free lap dances at Connie's. Except for Air Squat, of course. He'll be sitting around the campfire with Lil Ralphie talking about the "good ol days" and that one Sectional Title. What is Hondaturd gonna do? This dumpster fire of an experiment may have set an already bad program back decades....and the bleeding hasn't stopped yet! 

KFI Mardi Gras Taco Lovers fell to an elite pack of Dogs in what will become known as the "Battle Of The Blowups" (I heard Triple C passed out and couldn't get it inflated before game time), but they will get right this week against Connertucky. Although it could be a close one as it seems there might be some distractions in Ratville. I guess it was best to seal the deal before that Bulldog film gets out. 😬 

Mighty EC is "back home again in Indiana", and back to their winning ways. I have a feeling Chicken and JoJo's is in for a statement game, and it isn't gonna be pretty. The boys in Red and Black get back to even this week, which is perfect, because I can't wait to watch those Dogs put them under 500 again!!!!!

The Bulldogs put another ✔️ in the win column last week against KFI in route to their perfect dream season (in spite of inflate gate). This week will be no different. The Flatbill Timberlakes couldn't handle this group of prize winning Dogs if they brought the whole band back together and played every Lion All Star from the past 20 years! Better keep the horses hooked to their buggies, cuz thie one will be over in a hurry! Triple C, The Beagle, and the rest of the boys in blue will be back to Tuba's well before last call. Bye, bye, bye Lions!

Z In The Knee Double Whoppers with Cheese Forever, Horse and Buggy Steak Sandwiches....well...Ok, Flatbill wins that one....

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Can somebody tell me what the heck Connie's is?  I hear all this talk about this place and it is no where to be found on a map.  What's up with this place.  Is this STC's wife?

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7 minutes ago, HHPatriots said:

Can somebody tell me what the heck Connie's is?  I hear all this talk about this place and it is no where to be found on a map.  What's up with this place.  Is this STC's wife?

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4 hours ago, Coffin K9 said:

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Does coach K walk across us 50 at lunch time to see the specials there at connie's?

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Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

Connies is a place that we all enjoy!

Stink in the crew visit often

Don't let K9 fool ya, he has put a few dancers in his Coffin!

A classy place for so many you see, when Stinktown wins lap dances are free.

 

Posted

Lap dances and honey makes for a big mess,

Way too sticky for the girls to do their best.

Don't go to Connies today, I got a hunch

That Elearning days in Tiger land make for a busy lunch.

I'm sure all the Clowns players are doing their busy work,

While the Clown smiles as the girls do the twerk.

 

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Posted
18 hours ago, turf tripper said:

Does coach K walk across us 50 at lunch time to see the specials there at connie's?

I hear he is a regular, but I doubt he walks there. Takes the golf cart maybe. Or, perhaps an Uber. 

Posted

Lions got a nice win last week, don't think batesville will let that happen again.  Thought fc would be 3 and 0 going into this game at ec, but a letdown brings them to st leon with a team wanting to smash someone,  fc gets hammered!! Running clock get tigers home early, tigers by 56, at least. Spartans got beat like a drum to fc, happens again this week against the knights. Good luck to all!! 

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