Quotes from my Grandpa

[Titan32]

My Grandpa used to always say...."wish I made enough money to be a Republican".

[DanteEstonia]

17 minutes ago, Titan32 said:

My Grandpa used to always say...."wish I made enough money to be a Republican".

One of my Papaw's many witticisms was "I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy."

[SenatorFan]

Both my grandfathers were gone before I was old enough to remember them. My father-in-law on the other hand was constantly coming up with memorable sayings. 
My favorite was “That fellow is just a lost ball in high weeds”

[gonzoron]

"He's as useless as tits on a Boar"

[Scat]

You have to keep boys busy and tired!