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Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. I bet RED DEVIL is with Coach Boom cause they just hate to see STC still winning! Devil we all will wait....please come back and give us some more to debate. I hope you give better advice to Coach Boom, STC already knows the answer to that, he's no fool!

Joe, Joe, Joe 1.2.3.... can you give us some background on this piece....

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. the Cottage is at it already this morning frying some chicken & Jo Joe's for STC!

Devil, Devil, Devil 1.2.3. you are making your judgements off a game which STC still beat SD and played badly. So I get what you are saying, but your a little off on your position calls. QB - No doubt Stink Town RB - Different type of backs! Scat back vs a power runner. Stink will go draw on this! WR - Not even close! OL - Stink Town OL has 2 DI football players on it. 3 young guys that have come on towards the end of the year. Stink Town! DL - Again, Stink Town has the second best DL in the conference behind EC! Those hogs can eat! Stink Town! LB - ??? Hard to tell? DB's- Stink Town has most of the WR's playing DB and you even gave the nod to the WR's to LB so we'll go with Stink Town! Special Teams - Really? Kicker can put it in the endzone for touchbacks, you must have not witnessed the fake vs your River Rats, Punter averages over 40 yards per punt (you don't see much as most don't stop the Tiger Train) Now that is just some drunk clown talking to ya...I'm sure your one game evaluation is more spot on than Stink Town's!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Code Red, Code Red means a totally different thing to STC!!!!

Joe, Joe, Joe 1.2.3. Welcome to the show We all know you know a thing or two about Tigers and Connies! Jo Joes and greasy chicken will be ordered to go that way we can hit Connies and watch a good show!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3... Breaking news out of EC They have a new hashtag for their FB Team #ECBigDaddyOfTheEIAC

Art, Art, Art 1.2.3. I like how we are talking about "little-brother" of the EIAC! Cause EC is sitting at home while Stink Town is still playing! Being "Big Brother" of the EIAC will be the best EC can do until Mooresville leaves. Your knowledge of Stink Town is spot on and true, Stink likes your prediction and the crew does too.

NEWGUY, NEWGUY, NEWGUY 1.2.3. Your observations of your Chicken & Jo Joes are good ones and interesting. You have not seen Stink Town play but you comment on Jo Joes are as talented as Stinky, Stink, Stinky! In the shop today a Trumpy Bear supporter told me those Cats are as fast as lighting? Stink however can guarantee you those Joes have never faced a QB like Yoonie, Yoon, Yoonie! So gather up all the chickens and potatoes you can find, throw in a canoe as well cause Stink Town is about to party on Chicken & Jo Joes dime!

Devil, Devil, Devil, 1.2.3. You're from SD so we know you would pick FC! Still a little bitter after giving up a lead of 18? Not quite as bad as the one you all gave up in the tournament to Greenwood or even Stinky, Stink, Stinky! You say FC is "much more physical" explain what you base that off please? As fast at all the skilled positions you must have been on some Tiger BL's when evaluating that speed. Stink will agree you have it as a good game and a good game it probably will be. But your an old River Rat and to listen to your jealous vote would just be crazy.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3 Happy for Salem, they are better indeed. Won't matter much as SR has too much SPEED! Raiders kill the Lions & drink the Gold Blood Stink will be looking for Hanner in his flip flops just for fun!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3.... This should be a great game indeed! But Stink will take the Raiders to lock down Allen and all his homies! Buening got those Raiders playing "butter" and the game is at the Hanner Dome! Raiders pull this one out & a Power 5 QB goes down! Old Ball Coach Hanner Forever - Titans NEVER!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. late to the party this week again! STC is still recovering from Spiny, Spin, Spin Spin City was quite a game, but in the end the Tigers slayed the Braves! Moving on to this next round, should be some good games we can talk about. Chicken & Jo Joes @ Hondaburg: This is an interesting match-up. The two teams did not meet during the regular season, the Jo Joes were on quarantine so Hondaburg picked up Phalen Academy! Stink does not know much about those Jo Joe's either as they did not play Stink Town as well. Stink does know a little about those Hondaburg Pirates though. Hondaburg is hard nosed and has a good QB running their show. They have a big WR who makes plays and a stud at running back. Mix in a solid defense and you have a solid team. Jo Joe's are working well with the new move in from Spartan Town at QB, but all from what I hear, it all revolves around one of their RB's.......Stink is going with the upset in this one. Coach Moore fries the Chicken in a good one. A late FG to win. Hondaburg 31-28 BiG ReD & BlAcK @ The House Gillin Built: Top 5 match-up in the state. Was shaping up to be a good game until the Rona hit the EC guys. Everyone knows, "next man up" at Trojanville, but the next man up in some of those spots are not as good. Stink had a few hours one night in Trojan Land as I got left behind up there by my ride. I heard the old ball Coach Stoney tell one his guys, I don't care, Coach'em up"......That's what the do at Trojanville. They have 169 little trojans running around and they program them like robots. Old Man Gillin still around, 42 years strong. He has survived a ton of stuff in this coaching circle. Not for discussion here. But one thing this ol' ball coach can do is WIN some football games. The Pioneers ended the Trojans dreams last year and it may have enough fire power to do it again. Stink is going to pick Trojanville just to stay loyal to the EIAC. Stink is going with his heart...but if you want to lay some money on it, Stink would take the Pioneers. Here is it......Trojans 28-17 Alford City @ Spartan Kitty: Two basketball towns get together tonight on the gridiron. Coach Kitty has brought back the Spartans. Goal was ONE game, break the losing streak....well they have won 2. Last week, they had a dang Fire Truck parade. Good for them, they should celebrate. Those Trojans like to chuck in duck. Coach Kitty saw that here last year in Stink Town. This seems to be an even match-up. Again, Stink is going with his heart......Spartan Kitty 35-28! Stink Town @ Cheatham Place: Those Warriors didn't get to really celebrate last week after their big win over Rushville (Stewie Town). The Warriors do get their first playoff win, but they actually never eared it, no big deal, not their fault. Back to the topic......Last time Stink saw the Scottsburg was on a Saturday afternoon in August as Stink went their to scrimmage. Only thing I really remember about that day are those dang "Sweat Bees", they were ruthless. Look for Stink to score early and often in this one and make quick work on the Warriors. Stink rolls 42 - 7!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. We've made it to the Sectionals and what a good one 31 will be!!! Chicken & Jo Joes @ Casket Nation - These two teams had a meeting two weeks ago and the Jo Joes put it on the Dawgs. The Jo Joes will be a few pieces short of a full chicken basket but Stink does not know if that is enough to flip the game. Last time out, the Jo Joes won 41-0!!!! The Dawgs couldn't find the house. The Dawgs are better than that, but it may be hard for the Dawgs to stop the Jo Joes. Stink is going to go with the Jo Joes, but much closer than the last time. Jo Joes 21-14! Hondaburg @ Biggest Pirate Ever - The battle of the Pirates!!! Charlestown sure does have a big one on that line. Just saw he is the #1 dude of the 2022 class. Hard to understand you have a dude like that and you roll into the sectional at 3-6! That dude says he has dreams of being in the NFL.....and from what Stink has heard, he can do it. Stink is going with the EIAC Pirates in this one. Stink thinks good ol' boy Coach Moore will have those Pirates ready to drop bombs on those other ships. Go with Hondaburg Pirates in ths one. Hondburg 35-21 Stewie Town @ The House Cheatham Built - What a great town for Girls basketball. A start-up program that has not won a sectional game in the program's history is about to breakthrough. Get READY Scottsburg, you will have something to cheer about on Friday night. The Lions have been very impressive this year in giving up points, just 55.1 per game. Take the Warriors on this one......Warriors 35-14! Spin City @ Stink Town - man these two teams have some tradition!!! Someone at the IHSAA must not like the long time ball coach. Last 3 meeting between these two teams have been in the Pit. Stink is not going to complain. The last time Stink was on Elm Street, he saw lights in his rearview mirror and it wasn't for the Braves Sectional parade. At the barber shop today one of the players told me those Braves were still spinning. Great, I'll need to only drink 12 before kickoff so I'm not spinning. This should be a good one. Stink will stick with the home team, not enough info on Spin City this year. Stink Town 28-14

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Week 9 is here and so is STC Some big games this week in the EIAC So tip up your cup and start drinking with me! Hondaburg @ Stewie Town - Unless the 'Ville got some players to move in, their season has two weeks left. Rushville is giving up a blistering 55.5 ppg and scoring a high rate clip of 13.3.....WOW! No contest in this one. Hondaburg will be dancing around the square and the tree tonight in Honda Town. Pirates 35 - 7 Spartan Kitty Kats @ Casket Nation - Kats can't play in the Dawg Yard without getting a few bite marks. The Spartans just won't have enough in this game. The Kats are improved and the Dawgs aren't great, but they are better than those COVID Kats. Dawgs 28-14 Chicken & Jo Joes @ Where is Kiss79 Hornets - This game has the potential to be a great game. Those Jo Joes are fast and strong! Stink doesn't get up to the loop too much, but Stink does know they play some good ball up there. Stink is going to go against his EIAC loyalty in this one and pick the Hornets. Hornets 21 - 14 Catholic Rebels (team name not on John Harrell????) @ BiG ReD & BlAcK - Tons to always talk about when these two schools get together. One of the top games in the state this Friday. Don't quite know if the Trojan "O" can score enough but Stink does know that Trojan "D" is tight! They are good. So the Trojan D can keep them in the game. Big advantage is the game is at Trojanville. Stink is going with the Trojans in this one. Main reason, if you can list your team name on John Harrell then Stink does not like you. May require a trip for Stink to Roncalli so the crew can deflate that little dome they have. Trojans WIN - 21-14! Stink Town @ River Rat & Boom Boy - Always a battle when these two county schools meet. Those River Rats got some new turf and it looks nice. The Crew will definitely be early to this one. Tickets may be hard to come by, so the crew will be in the fan zone. Also breaking news, the crew is picking Chuchie up on the way. Chuchie has request a choche & Rat Dog.....or a Boom Taco, either one will work. Stink & crew take care of business but could be closer than most think Stink Town wins 35-21.

Cow Bell, Cow Bell, Cow Bell 1.2.3 Glad you started this EIAC Thread So Stink could just log in and speak....... State is now open so the crew has been spending its time at Connies and we got more cars in the shop then I drink Tiger BL's on a Friday. River Rats & Boom Boy & Stewie Town - River Rats will be running all over the Lions. Only question Stink has about this game is will Boom Boy hit the over on the Steak Sandwich at the concession stand. Lions may be bad on the field, but they got the best Steak Sandwich around. Clown will set the over / under at 2.5. Rats win Big!!! Rats 35-14 Casket Nation @ Chicken & Jo Joes - Jo Joes are back. Had a nice win last week vs Boom Boy & the Rats. Joes were down 18!!! Chicken & Jo Joes have some talented Cats our there. They are Quicker than a house cat and they have the new transfer Spartan Cat running the show at QB. Jo Joes are good and can make a deep run in the next month. No contest for the Cats this Friday. Cats name the score. Stink will take the Jo Joe's 49 BiG ReD & BlAcK @ Hondaburg - Hondaburg is dropping the Trojans after this season so look for Young Trojan Boy to drop as many as he can on the Pirates. Used to be a time where Hondaburg would drop 500 Air Squats a game....haven't seen too many of those in awhile. Trojans give the Pirates a very nice parting gift. Trojans 42 - 0! Spartan Kitty Kat's @ Stink Town - Kitty Kat comes back to Stink Town with a much improved Spartan Team. Kat and his staff are working those boyz. 2-Deep changing daily , but Kat stays the course. Stink has picked the Spartan Kats every week besides one leading up to this game. Stink is a Kat fan, but not so much this Friday night. There are a ton of ties in this game. We have Big Kat, we have Stray Kat, Momma Kat, even a new Kat comes into the picture. It is a Kat reunion here in Stink Town Friday. Stink Town takes this one........35-14.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Week #6 was boring and Week #7 probably will be but we still got some good match-up's in the EIAC BiG ReD & BlAcK @ Spartan Kitty Kat - Stink has been on the Kitty Kat express all year.....Huge let down last week at No Win JC, well now ONE Win JC. Stink would need a lot of Tiger BL's and some Connies special spray to pick the Kitty Kats on this one. Look for the Trojans to try and find ways to get their offense going. Stink is hearing some chatter on the QB scene. EC has a few weeks to fine tune this machine if they are going to make a run at anything. Otherwise, it could be an early departure. River Rats & Boom Boy @ Chicken & Jo Joes - This game could be interesting. You have the Rats coming off COVID & a beating by the Trojans.....You have the Jo Joes coming off quarantine and trying to get back in a groove. Strange, strange, strange storyline. Those Jo Joes sure were greasy heading into that Stink Town match-up. Those Jo Joes gave EC all they wanted for 3.5 quarters. They seem to be a scary team. Stink is going to take the Jo Joes in this one. Stink believes the Jo Joes are well rested, healthy and their offense may be too much for the River Rats. Stink will say this, if the River Rats can move the ball, they will have a great shot. That Rat defense is one that can nawl on you......Jo Joes 28-21 Hondaburg @ Casket Nation - Well, well, well...would love to hear from K9 and C2 about the last weeks game. No Bulldog BL's to celebrate last week...maybe to faze your memory, but no celebration coldies. Stink hit up the "brick" on the way, Tuba's, Lil Charlies, etc. on his way to the Dawg Pound. Needless to say the crew and I was faded when we got there. It didn't take long to see how this game was going to end....Anywho, lets talk about Cars & Caskets. Hondaburg will march the ball up and down the field. Bulldogs played uninspired and they are definitely better than what they showed last week. If Coach U can rally the troops, it could be a shootout. However, Stink thinks Hondaburg wins this one. Hondaburg 21-7. Stewie Town @ Stink Town - No clue what is going on in Rushville. They may be getting ready for basketball or baseball up there. Football team should have had some wins by now. Nothing to say about this one. Stink Town BIG! By the way, if anyone from Stewie Town can bring me 2 Royal Fest from Pizza King - I got your Tiger BL's covered. Stink 63-15

C3...I mean....C2. C2 C2 1.2.3. Glad you are back in the mix You look so good cheering not for those doggies.....

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. It's hard to bet against EC But you all know if you want truth Come get your advice from STC! BiG ReD & BlAcK has a stout defense that will keep them in most games in the tournament. They have some backers that are the best in the state. The defense will not be the issue. The deal is this, they do not have the offensive firepower that is going to line up in a 4A tournament and get it done. Offensive line is solid, running back, they lost their best RB (ACL), but STC will say this....they have a 9th grader that is going to be good! Stink thinks they have some WR's but the passing game seems to be on the back burner at this time. QB is very average, but does what all EC's QB's are taught to do. Handoff the ball! If the passing game can develop, then maybe....... Stinks Overall Prediction - Unless the offense comes together, the Trojans may have a hard time keeping up with some of the teams that can put up points. Stink is not saying the Trojan D will give up too many points. Reminder Mooresville took the Trojans down last year 17-14. Stink will not rule out the BiG ReD & BlAcK, but a trip to the Oil Can may be a BIG stretch!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Week 6 is here in the EIAC. Missed out on Chicken & Jo Joes last week Instead, STC had a front row seat at a club on Southeastern street!!!! Stewie Town @ Charger City (North Decatur) - This could be the week!!! Stink could be way off on this one. How do you pick a team that is giving up 56 points per game. Easy, it is the EIAC vs a little 1A school. Nothing against those Chargers, they have had some success, and Coach Stirny does a good job. The chargers just wont have the fire power to keep up with the Supt. speedy lion. Lions 21 - 14 Chicken & Jo Joes - They get another week off! Hondaburg vs The Other Tigers - Hondaburg picking up a powerhouse in Bluffton. The Tigers come in at 4-1. Stink knows nothing about these Tigers. Gotta go with Hondaburg. Hondaburg 35-14 Spartan Kitty Kats @ No Win JC (Jennings County) Stink called it last week...not that it was hard, but Kitty got those Spartans off that 25 or 26 game losing streak. There were Fire Trucks & one big party in Spartan town Saturday. Good news for Kitty and his Spartan Kats - they will have back to back wins since 2017! Another easy week for Spartan Kats. Kats 35-14 BiG ReD & BlAcK @ River Rat & Boom Boy - Now this is one Stink will need to go see. Coach Rand is going to have a show for those Trojans! They have the opening night of the turf. Trust Stink, there will be more River Rats and Boom Boy Taco's there than anyone can want. Boom Boy has bands lined up, fan zones, fireworks, walking taco trucks, DJ from Cincy, Elephant Ear trucks, and bring back an old favorite from the Farmer's fair....The Rat Race Game...."here comes Herbie".....Don't get to this event too late, cause this will be the best part of the night. The Trojans will roll in this event. Nothing like an opening night beat down on a new turf field....Stink knows nothing about that, ha....Stink opened their new turf with New Pal...Dumb! Stink will go with Trojans 49 - 0! Stink Town @ Casket Nation - This is the game of the week! Coach U going to have those Dawg Ready. Stink going to hit up the Hobo Hut early Friday Morning! Going up early to the Dawg Pound. Got some business to take care of. After game specials at Tuba's. Some cold Tiger BL's. The one loyal fan Stink is missing is C3...Cowboy Country Club, I wonder where he may be. Stink loves his some K9, so I know he'll respond. Should be a good one in pound. Stink 35-21!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. When the Clown hits the "ripple" the girls will be screaming, "All we love STC".....

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3... COVID is running through the EIAC But it hasn't hit a few teams long road trip for the Crew & STC! Hondaburg @ Baby Falcons (Phalen Academy) - After last week when Stink Town dropped bombs to sink the Pirate Ship, Stink looks for the Pirates to recover & recover in a big way. Phalen an up-start program and 1st year playing a Varsity Schedule will be overwhelmed by the Pirate Flags and the "Air Bone". Look for Hondaburg to put up some impressive stat numbers. This one could be running clock by half-time. Hondaburg 56-7! Stewie Town @ Spartan Kitty Kat - Stink has been on the Spartan train all year. I'm not getting off now. Coach Kitty Kat Jackson will have those Spartans shredding the Lions for a mid-day snack! The Lions had high hopes coming into the season, but man oh man, the defense has been non exist giving up 58 points per game......I think Stink & the crew could play buzzed all game an not give up that many. ..... But hey, the Supt's kids is racking up record breaking numbers in the passing game so Spartan Kitty better not get beat deep. Spartan Kitty 21-14 Chicken & Jo Joes - Too many Chickens caught the VID so they are out for two weeks. Look for the grass to grow another 4 inches this week & the Cottage to run out of Chicken! River Rats & Boom Boy - Well no fireworks this week in Rat City! Was supposed to be the biggest event ever in Ratville but yep, you guessed it....Too many Rats running around in the street eating bat taco meat....COVID 2020 got'em. Don't worry though, that is not going to stop the opening show for the Rat Rink. Boom Boy plans to open the Rat Rink vs wait for it......yep, the Trojans! This should be interesting. Bands, Fireworks, Walking Taco's, Car Country giveaways, Alumni Knight (sp), Pee Wee Knight, Sr. Knight...all the City Rats will be at the Rat Rink to celebrate. Stink looks for the Rats to come back plump and ready. Stink did notice in the local bucky express, Boom Boy had on a "blue jacket"....is this a new trend or what is going on? Casket Nation @ BiG ReD & BlAcK - Stink had the Trojans big last week.....dang those Trojans. Seem like Coach Young Gun Meiners is riding his boy at QB. Good for Coach. He is the answer to lead them to a title. Stink was impressed with him. Ha...NOT SO FAST MY FRIENDS! Stink looks for a change soon. Those Trojans can make a run if they figure that spot out. If not, then who knows. Trojans take care of business this week. Does not matter if Chuchie QB's. The Dawgs will run back to Casket Nation beat up with their tails between their legs. Stink will set the over/under on pass attempts by the Dawgs at 31.5. Trojans win big and rest their troops the second half. Trojans 49-7 Stink Town @ Basketball Titan City - This is an interesting match-up for Stink Town. Stink loves him some trips to Nap Town! That is a 30 Rack of Tiger BL's. Stink still does not know how the crew is getting into this one but they will find away. Stink knows nothing about this place. Good Ol' Jumpin Jimmy before he passed thought taught us the tricks. No info on the Titans. Stink will take Stink Town 28-7 EIAC Football FOREVER - COVID Never!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... I need some more Tiger BL's when guessing my games. Last week was rough, but look for Stink to bounce back cause I've already had a six pack! River Rats & Boom Boy @ Spartan Kitty Kats - Well the Rats & Boom Boy laid an egg at the Dawg Yard last Friday. Gotta give credit to those Dawgs. They had something to prove after the beat down Boom Boy put on them at the Oil Can 35-7 last year. Records were broken that day in Indy, late in the game.....some may have forgotten but those Dawgs were not entertained. Anywho, onto the next one. Stink has no clue what Johnny Harrell is on this week, but there is something strange. Spartan Kitty Kats come in riding a 25 game losing streak. The last time they sang the Spartan fight song was on September 22, 2017! Johnny Harrell thinks that all comes to an end this week. Johnny Boy has the Spartans taking this one......38-17!! Oh Boy....Boom Boy & Homey better get those River Rats on track. A Saturday after-noon game....could be trouble. Stink thinks the Kitty Kats could pull this one out...but 38 points seems a little high.....Stink will go with Kitty Kat Spartans 21-14! Chicken & Jo Joes @ Big ReD & BlAcK - What in the heck happen. The Trojans took down mighty Moe! Moeller is no longer Moeller, but it is Moeller. Great win for the Bad Boyz. I know Stink picked Big Moe to win, but give those Trojans some credit, they got it done! No reason to speak too much on this one. Jo Joes get "fried" by the Trojans. The Trojans have the next 5 weeks off! Trojans roll & Jo Joes leave St. Leon singing, Fry that Chicken, Fry that Chicken. Trojans 49-7 Casket Nation @ Stewie Town - What the heck is going on in Stewie Town? Casket Nation coming in off a big win over the River Rats & Boom Boy take this one easy. K9 & C3 probably leaving at half to get back to town so they can get some Tuba Taco's. Casket Dogs 35-7 Hondaburg @ Stink Town - Well this might just be the best game in the EIAC for week 4. To good football teams who have some talent on both sides of the ball. In the shop today, those boys were hyping Hondaburg's QB and RB. They told Stink they may be the best in the EIAC (all teams). Good thing Coach M got away from the Bone to the Dome system. From the guys in the know, Coach M has that spread bone flying like an Eagle in the clear blue sky. Stink did get back on track finally last week. Yoon's rub must have worked. Stink & Hondaburg always seem to have a good fight. Stink pulls this one out by a Tiger Tail.....StinkTown 28-21

Stinky, Stink, Sink 1.2..3... Heading into week #3, Maybe we can get a game from all of the EIAC teams!!! River Rats & Boom Boy @ Casket Nation - The River Rats continue their "Rats on the Road Tour" and head to Casket Nation to play in the Dawg Pound Yard. Both teams are coming off exciting wins last week where both teams had to come from behind. Stink may have had the River Rats a little overrated but in the end, Boom Boy pulled the right strings and Homey dialed up some good plays to lay down the Cubs. Not a blowout for the River Rats, but hey, they do have the BEST record in Dearborn County! Casket Nation was dead....The Indians had them beat, the bull puppies were laying down, then BAM! Those Bulldogs got a sense of urgency and started rolling. The Tomahawks were flying but they couldn't slice the Dawgs. Good Win and they got the bell back. This game should go to the Rats! The Rats are athletic, big, fast and they still have that Double Wing up their sleeve. You know Boom Boy knows the Double Wing. I am sure ol' K9 or C3 will have a different perspective, but Stink will stay close to home. River Rats 28 - 14 Spartan Kitties @ Hondaburg - Maybe Sparty Nation will get to play this week and not have another COVID cancellation. What the heck they got going on up there. I know Kitty brought in the Kat family, but dang! Anywho, hopefully the ol' Stink Town DC gets to get things underway. Those Kitties are fresh. Hard to go against a new coach at Spartan Nation. Kitty Kat will have those Spartans ready for the "Air Bone"! Maybe this week they get a parade. But heck, maybe not...don't need another outbreak. Spartan Nation 28-21 Stewie Town vs Chicken & Jo Joes - The Lions are coming off a beat down! Jo Joes are coming off a huge win where they scalped some Falcons and took them back to the Cottage. No reason to spend anymore time on this one. Joe Joes 49-14 Public Trojans vs Catholic Crusaders - Back to back Catholic programs for the Public Trojans! Last week the Catholic Trojans not only beat the Public Trojans, but shut them out! When was the last time that happen.......Trojan "O" better get rolling or King 46, Tiny Tom, Carry on Men, & Scout Master will need to start pitching shutouts. Don't look for that to happen this Friday, but here soon, the Trojans will start to light up the scoreboard and the Bad Boy "D' will start pitching shutouts. This week STC will roll with the Catholic Crusaders 21-7 Stink Town vs Wigwam & Teepees - Well the last time the Indians invaded the Pit, 2 years ago, they walked out with a canceled game, but somehow the got the dub! Still leaves a "salty" taste in all of our fans mouth. Last year the Stink Town train rolled up to the Oil Can and put on a display. Don't know what the Indians have this year, but know they just lost their Super Bowl to Casket Nation. The Indians always play hard and are always a tough out. Look for the Tigers to control the clock and run the ball a ton. Last week Stink Town only put it in the air 10 x. Stink Town gets that ground and pound game going, then Yoon's rub starts rubbing.......watch out. Tigers Win - 35-14

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Week 2 Opinions & they are free! River Rats & Boom Boy @ Cubby Land - Boom boy has those Rats nibbling....Big road win for the River Rats & Boom Boy. Road warriors for the first few weeks. This should not be a contest for the Rats. Boom boy will not even need to break out the Double Wing. Keeping it in his pocket. Boom Boy comes out in his nice WHITE jacket and the Rats smoke the Cubs.....River Rats 49 - Cubs 14 Casket Nation @ Wigwam City - This is an interesting match-up. Rumor was Wigwam City was struggling this year. But after a big road win at Stewie town last week, the Clown is thinking on this one. STC is going to stay loyal. EIAC it is. Casket Nation will take care of business and win 28-21. Stewart Town @ Christian Warriors - One may wonder how you go against the Christian Warriors.......but STC is! Stewie will take care of the ball and put points on the board. That jet motion sweep and the deep ball will have the Warriors praying for it to stop. Stewie Town 35-7! Hondaburg vs Green Tigers - Hondaburg comes back to reality after cooking up the Bears! Those Green Tigers are no joke! Green Tigers 28-14 Little Sparty Kats @ Chicken & Jo Joes - This matchup is very interesting to Stink. Both teams coming off an bye week and extra time to prepare. Coach Kitty Jackson 5 may have those Sparty Kats ready to go. Even more interesting now is the fact that the ol' coach of C'Ville has taken his kid to Jo Joe town to QB the Cats. Coach Kitty will get the Spartans rolling but I don't think it is this week! Look for a much improved team, but those Jo Joes will be to fast and greasy for those Sparty Kats. Jo Joes 28-14 Public Trojans @ Catholic Trojans - Stink will take the Trojans...The public Trojans have too many questions to answer going into week 2 to pull off the upset of the Catholic Trojans. Public Trojans "D" is stout but look for the Catholic Trojans hogs to control the line of scrimmage. Public Trojans backers are as good as anyone in the state. So it could be interesting. Stink wonders who will be leading the Public Trojan Train at QB. Trojans have a youngster in the program who is good. Also the Trojan Package (wildcat) is deadly. Stink always takes the Public Schools....but in this case, it is hard to go against the Purple Trojans. Purple Trojans 21 - 14 Stink Town vs Hootie The Owls - Stink Town better fix those turnover issues this week. Put up a good fight against the Public Trojans last week, but just not good enough. The Mount Healthy Owls are a new addition to the schedule this year. Stink has no clue about this team. They seem to be a good opponent out of Ohio. The word is they are fast, athletic and run some option. I did see some of the Clown's crew downtown last night rounding up some local cats. Better practice tackling in space or it could be a long night. The Tiger Train gets back on track this week. Stink Town 35-13.