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Rodney

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  1. i aint even know what that means
  2. - this entire thread as well as any calls to action in the following should be interpreted entirely as fiction, witches are not real, and the refs didn't screw your son on a pass interference call, he is slow and can't cover the deep ball and that is why he got pass interference called on him. furthermore don't hurt the zebras or Rodney Rodenstein might be officiating your next HS football game. Trust me, this is not a viable option for you. I tried last year to nudge you people in the right direction, and you all failed miserably to take the hint!!! Witches are real and likely the reason behind your favorite team's demise so at great personal risk to myself, I'll make this one more on the nose Our brethren in Salem tried to get it done, however they couldn't complete the job them witches, buncha freakin shapeshifters just stopped posing as women, they went underground that was until some time in the 1800s when they resurfaced realizing they could pose as zebras and torture people mentally by ruining football games Their most famous work was introducing pass interference into the game so they could pick their favorite team to win because witches obviously have favorites However, they are responsible for other atrocities as well, such as roughing the passer, and the fair catch so now we have approximately 63% of all referees are actually witches in disguise pictured below and there is only one indisputable way of dealing with witches and I'm here to give you a step by step guide on how to solve the issue phase 1: witches love money, this is common knowledge, so were going to lure them to a secure location directly after the game by using additional pay the optimal location for this is your local bar more info on this later. if they don't fall for our money trap, you know what you have to do phase 2: get as drunk as you possibly can it will help you defend against the witch's mind control powers liquor not beer, this step has to be done quickly phase 3: interrogate them until they admit to being a witch witches POV below phase 4: Call the police, they can handle it from here
  3. out of all the fun things to argue about, this is what we're going with this week? Nah I don't think so I'll be back later
  4. Diluting the pool of actual competitive teams in 1a even more than it currently is, what a good idea...
  5. This is now a thread about why the success factor needs to go if you cannot beat every school your size, then you are not a real state champion It punishes programs for being good, in order to reward programs that do not work as hard as said programs you know what I changed my mind there is no need for a success factor if we only have one class to begin with I want a tournament with every school in the state playing in the same division 3 games a week imagine people whining about losing to Chatard when they were going to have to play Brownsburg or BD in two days anyway While were at it, lets scrap the mercy rule and move to 18 minute quarters as well
  6. Could only hope I miss that guy
  7. I'm only on the hook for 2 beers to @temptation this season and my left big toe to some homeless guy but if you want in I'll give you 21 in the 4a game @BTF for a beer but I aint forgot the one you already owe me from last year I don't do food on state championship weekend, ruins the mood of a nice drinking weekend
  8. the game is going to be 75 to 0 and let me tell you about risky bets if EC drops a game in the playoffs I lose a toe
  9. you people bore me with your safe predictions where is the saying snider goes undefeated and temp replying they couldn't win a game
  10. I propose we increase the size of our bet dramatically to two beers unless your scared
  11. Don't forget me I predicted no 4a game in the north matters
  12. lets be real here, they barely scraped out a win on a down year in 3a
  13. something something something calling your son's ring "your" ring.
  14. if I become a booster do I acquire free reign to say whatever I want Also do I get my negative 10 million back technically its -9,999,950 or something but im willing to start over at 10 million
  15. is copy pasta
  16. I swear nobody can whine like a GS fan, you make my day
  17. who cares, win the game or go home. what's the difference between losing round one and round four
  18. Temp likes to throw undeserving teams a bone every once in awhile to appease the fans, it was ever prevalent in his lists last year
  19. If I had a million bucks to bet, 6a is absolutely not where I'm betting it
  20. I agree Seems like temp tryna convince himself
  21. u got 27.5 pretty sure
  22. 23. making a late resurgence, getting more confident in your bet?
  23. They should remove the SF, that way some 5a schools can win state championships Sorry GS maybe next century Agreed
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