Shtick..., what nonsense I have no shtick!
I'm very versatile
I love forming brilliant ideas to better high school football in Indiana, such as the post-game zebra press conference
I love making wild claims that can't technically be proven incorrect
I love fighting with BTF about how there is no real football north of Indy other than a few FT Wayne schools
I used to love poking fun at 1a football, but apparently, I can't do that anymore (freakin communist is what it is)
Most importantly I love the images in my head of you angrily responding to things I write.
About the Parkhurst thing, I set my team to Merryville the day they lost last year in hopes of messing with him every time he posted anything
unfortunately, he disappeared so that didn't pan out
Am currently taking applications for my next "team"
send suggestions to my inbox ye
currently thinking about becoming a GS fan and posting a weekly thread about how Chatard should be in 4a so we can be relevant
If I had a "shtick" it would be pressing enter at random intervals in my paragraph