Maybe I missed this in an earlier post, but what exactly is your affiliation with the University of Michigan or why do you have rooting interest with the institution? Is it their hideous football helmets, stupid fight song, overbearing school colors, generally insufferable fanbase, etc?
I lived in southeastern Michigan for almost 10 years, so I'm pretty familiar with the UM fanbase and cognoscenti. I even made a couple of pilgrimages to the Big House during my years there. It was an ugly hole in the ground. Big, sure, but an ugly dump just the same.