EIAC Week 6

[Coffin K9]

13 minutes ago, StinkTownClown said:

K9, K9, K9 1.2..3...

I will remind you, you must have had some Hobo treats!

You didn't beat Coach K in any championship, that must have been a dream!

The last time Stink and Casket met in a championship it was Stink ending the Dawgs 2 game winning streak!

Stink can only hope that the compressor blows, cause you can bet Stink will run through the show!

Pohlcat & Golden Dome will be contained, cause the Clown will be bringing some silly games!

Hide yo kids, Hide Yo dawgs, Hide Yo Wife, cause Stink Town is about to ruin another Homecoming on Friday Night!

Sweet Treat Fried Danish FOREVER - Schmidt Bakery Thing-a-lings NEVER!!

Stink Will Be Eating!

 

It might not have been THE Championship game, but everyone knows that the Title was won on October 27th, 2023!!!! The Dogs just went to pick up the trophy the following Friday. 

1.6...1.6...you KNOW the Dogs gonna bring a few tricks! 

13 minutes ago, StinkTownClown said:

 

 

Edited September 25, 2024 by Coffin K9

[Lil Ralphie]

The future is bright in Tree Town! The fire bugs have been snuffed out. The mole has been trapped. Now if I could just get that farm boy down the road to stop stealing my players! Give us 4-5 years and Pirates will be right where they belong. On top!

(Still looking for Prep Team volunteers. We suited up a few teachers last week, but the art teacher blew her hammy.)

[Impartial_Observer]

1 hour ago, Lil Ralphie said:

The future is bright in Tree Town! The fire bugs have been snuffed out. The mole has been trapped. Now if I could just get that farm boy down the road to stop stealing my players! Give us 4-5 years and Pirates will be right where they belong. On top!

(Still looking for Prep Team volunteers. We suited up a few teachers last week, but the art teacher blew her hammy.)

I don’t know about all that, but we do have two illegal face shields in the pic. 

[Impartial_Observer]

42 minutes ago, Impartial_Observer said:

I don’t know about all that, but we do have two illegal face shields in the pic. 

But they do look cool. 

[TigerBLenthusiast69]

12 hours ago, Lil Ralphie said:

The future is bright in Tree Town! The fire bugs have been snuffed out. The mole has been trapped. Now if I could just get that farm boy down the road to stop stealing my players! Give us 4-5 years and Pirates will be right where they belong. On top!

(Still looking for Prep Team volunteers. We suited up a few teachers last week, but the art teacher blew her hammy.)

'Twas the night before Jo-Jo's, and all through the school,
Not a player was stirring; they thought football wasn't cool.
The jerseys were hung by the lockers with care,
In hopes that new teammates soon would be there.

The fourth graders nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of touchdowns danced in their heads.
And Ralphie with whistle, with clipboard in hand,
Knew tomorrow he'd gather the best in the land.

When out on Scott Moore field there arose such a clatter,
Ralphie sprang from his office to see what was the matter.
Away to the sidelines, he flew like a flash,
To gather the young ones and make a big splash.

The moon on the grass made the end zone gleam bright,
As he envisioned his team taking flight.
“Hey kids!” he called out, “Come join us for fun!
Please, I need a win, oh just one!”

With helmets and cleats, and a heart full of cheer,
We’ll tackle the challenge, we’ll persevere.
For fourth graders bold, who dare to take a stand,
We’ll teach you the plays, we’ll lend you a hand.

From passing and catching to running the ball,
Now, our program won't be as small.
So gather your courage, your laughter, your dreams,
Just no more bonfires with other teams!

And as Ralphie drew up the plans for the day,
He whispered a wish: “They’ll come out to play.”
With hope in his heart, he turned off the light,
Excited for tomorrow’s big, beautiful fight.

So when dawn breaks bright, and the sun starts to rise,
He’ll welcome his future with joy in his eyes.
For football is family, it’s passion, it’s thrill—
Let’s hope the Jo Jo's don't steal signs like that clown will!

 

 

[The Beagle]

Coach Tree rolling into Bville not giving two s*#@ts about no hurricane.   

[Coffin K9]

2 hours ago, The Beagle said:

Coach Tree rolling into Bville not giving two s*#@ts about no hurricane.   

Coach K leaving the Dog Pound!!

[Trojan Man]

On 9/24/2024 at 12:37 PM, Coffin K9 said:

One, I have a few more than two friends in Trojanland. All of whom feel that the game could have went either way. But it didn't, so you're right, I don't have much of a leg to stand on with the GID. Of the EC guys that I know personally, all are great, and very realistic dudes. So, I probably shouldn't have let my disdain for the EC chest beaters get under my skin.

I agree that EC is young, and will likely be a different team come tournament time. If the Dogs can get healthy, they will also do well. I can assure you that the loss is behind them, and the focus is now on Stinktown's Tiger Rats. With all the festivities that will be taking place in Casket Nation on Friday, Stink is guaranteed to have a great time!

The pupz had a chance to win last Friday, but they didn't. Shoulda, woulda, coulda. They will have another chance against Stinktown this Friday, but it won't be easy. Homecoming vs Revenge game. I'm going with Stinktown 28-21.

Flatbill Timberlakes top the Little Pups (no "Z") 26-21.

JoJo' puts a whooping on Lil Ralphie in his final season 42-6.

Sparty's get a lesson in smash mouth football from the Detasslers. Detasslers 28, Sparty 6.

The EC Bad Boys go down the hill and give the Mardi Gras Invaders a thrashing. KFI will think the taco stealers stand a chance, but they don't. 35-14 Trojans

 

 

[Coffin K9]

Just went by the Dog Pound and saw Triple C rolling in before the storm! That guy sure loves inflatables! 

[812 Observer]

Any chance some EIAC games get canceled tonight? Fingers crossed the weather holds off. Season is moving along fast! Good luck and safe travels to everyone tonight.

[The Beagle]

Rain, rain go away, come again another day

Round 1 of the Casket BoyZ vs the River Clowns is happening today.

For years the Tigers had the big QB.

Now Golden Dome runs behind the Z in the knee.

Will they use his legs or try to air it out?

Ole Helene puts Coach U's plan in doubt.

The Stink Town faithful will admire the new BHS features.

Just don’t be sneaking into our covered bleachers! 

Triple C told me he gave making funny videos a stab,

But couldn’t afford the 36 bucks for Jib-Jab.

Now, $3 a month is no great amount, 

But I wonder if the Clown gets Coach K to pay from the football account??  

3 touchdowns apiece and nothing will be dry.

The game will be decided by a point after try.  

Tiger revenge will not be seen.

Dogz squeak it out 20 to 19. 

 

 

[Coffin K9]

"Golden Dome and Pohlcat can't be stopped, Ball Hawk is everywhere...and who the he!! is Decoy and Sandlot??? There's too many. Get us out of here."

[StinkTownClown]

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

There once was a clown named STC,
Who danced on the field with pure glee.
He faced Casket Nation without hesitation,
And sent them packing, oh what a sensation!

With Beagle, the honey thief, in tow,
He snatched the jar, then let it go slow.
"Thanks for the treat!" STC gave a grin,
As Beagle looked on, bewildered within.

Off to the Hobo Hut, he dashed with K9,
Feasting on fries and burgers divine.
Laughs echoed, the night was a hit,
STC the champ, chomping, not caring a bit.

Then came the party, a glorious delight,
At Connie's, the ladies danced through the night.
STC was the star, with moves oh so slick,
The ladies swooned—it was quite the trick!

So here's to STC, the clown with finesse,
Who beat Casket Nation with style and success.
From honey to parties, he’s always on top,
STC’s legend, It’ll never stop!

[StinkTownClown]

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

No Parade on Homecoming, that is boring!

Guess STC will hit up Tuba's for a pre-game drink!

If there are any Bulldogs that want to mate, just find a guy name Stink!

[CountryClubCowboy3]

Stink at Tubas, your time you will waste.

Club Benny's is much more your taste.

Rain or shine the Dawgs will show out, Golden Dome and the bone will be far too stout.

If tubas is a must, it's ms. G you seek, but it'll be BULLDOG BLs at the end of this week!

 

[CountryClubCowboy3]

Driving down main street and what did I see, a lost little kitty named STC

[Coffin K9]

4 hours ago, StinkTownClown said:

If there are any Bulldogs that want to mate, just find a guy name Stink!

Stink is at Tuba's looking to mate? But the Dogs in Tuba's are definitely straight. 

Bier Hall's the place for a light loafered clown. Oh wait, is that Stink with the Mayor of the town?

 

[Coffin K9]

[troyfan]

22 minutes ago, Coffin K9 said:

Oofffff!

[jets]

30 minutes ago, troyfan said:

Oofffff!

Score?? 

[jw33]

25 minutes ago, jets said:

Score?? 

24-0 Lawrenceburg, Connie's will be on fire tonight 

[ManEiaC]

What do you get when you combine a Bulldog and a Knight???? NOTHING!!!!

[Coffin K9]

9 hours ago, ManEiaC said:

What do you get when you combine a Bulldog and a Knight???? NOTHING!!!!

If you are speaking in regards to points scored last night, you are 100 percent correct. Embarrassing. One team showed up to win, and the other thought they already had!

[troyfan]

3 hours ago, Coffin K9 said:

If you are speaking in regards to points scored last night, you are 100 percent correct. Embarrassing. One team showed up to win, and the other thought they already had!

yup...

But hey, the future is bright with lil ralphies hondaburg train rollin in next week and another big win op against Spartucky in 2-weeks. However imo chx jojo gonna lay another L on the BDs this year.

[Trojan Man]

6 hours ago, Coffin K9 said:

If you are speaking in regards to points scored last night, you are 100 percent correct. Embarrassing. One team showed up to win, and the other thought they already had!

Dream Team?