Rodney Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 against the wishes of my court appointed therapist (she don't know nuffin) I will be gracing a team with my presence for the 2023 season If you're a head coach looking for some help in the next year then look no further I will be taking over the role of defensive coordinator and due to my philosophical beliefs; the best defense is a good offense I will also be taking care of the offensive coordinator position. I don't believe in punting, kicking field goals, the one point conversion, sportsmanship of any kind, the mercy rule, throwing the ball before the final moments of a blowout victory, or the curvature of the earth in order to garner more practice time for glorious tackling drills we will only be running two offensive plays Dive, and the fake victory formation touchdown pass we will be splitting practice into two sections everyday 3 and a half hours of weight training and 3 and a half hours of tackling drills I'll refrain from exposing my defensive strategic genius here yes I absolutely will be taking over a teaching job at your school I fancy myself a shaper of young minds However I will only teach Calculus, US Supremacy History, or Art please refrain from any offers below 2a I need the space in my inbox p.s. your town must have a dive bar with at least one old crazy dude in there daily, and I mean absolutely nuts p.p.s. this has been sent to my editor, and he has assured me there is no foul language of any kind. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzoron Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 6 hours ago, Rodney said: there is no foul language of any kind. The only foul I can see is that word 'Member' right under your name. Why not change that to 'Booster'? https://gridirondigest.net/clients/donations/ C'mon man, with your loquaciousness just Take The Time for a donation. It's quick and easy. @temptationtook the time. @Donnie Bakereven took the time. Take the time, then send us a pic of your giant clock around your neck please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temptation Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, gonzoron said: The only foul I can see is that word 'Member' right under your name. Why not change that to 'Booster'? https://gridirondigest.net/clients/donations/ C'mon man, with your loquaciousness just Take The Time for a donation. It's quick and easy. @temptationtook the time. @Donnie Bakereven took the time. Take the time, then send us a pic of your giant clock around your neck please! Don’t make me start liking you now… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Posted November 18, 2022 Author Share Posted November 18, 2022 4 hours ago, gonzoron said: The only foul I can see is that word 'Member' right under your name. Why not change that to 'Booster'? https://gridirondigest.net/clients/donations/ C'mon man, with your loquaciousness just Take The Time for a donation. It's quick and easy. @temptationtook the time. @Donnie Bakereven took the time. Take the time, then send us a pic of your giant clock around your neck please! I will donate 20 dollars if you beat me in a pokemon battle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzoron Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Rodney said: I will donate 20 dollars if you beat me in a pokemon battle I don't even know what that means. But if you donate $30, you won't have to see any ads and you get the Booster moniker. It's a heckuva deal. Edited November 18, 2022 by gonzoron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastpacedO Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 11 hours ago, Rodney said: I don't believe in punting, kicking field goals, the one point conversion, sportsmanship of any kind, the mercy rule, throwing the ball before the final moments of a blowout victory, or the curvature of the earth I would say I would donate $30 if you could provide factual evidence and disprove the curvature of the Earth, however I know the GID would never receive my donation. So I will donate at the first of the year when the curvature of the Earth has completed a full orbit around the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Posted November 18, 2022 Author Share Posted November 18, 2022 (edited) 17 minutes ago, FastpacedO said: I would say I would donate $30 if you could provide factual evidence and disprove the curvature of the Earth, however I know the GID would never receive my donation. So I will donate at the first of the year when the curvature of the Earth has completed a full orbit around the sun. pick a direction and travel some distance in that direction We'll say north and one hundred miles, for simplicities sake. Once you have finished your one hundred miles turn 90 degrees to your right or left and travel one hundred miles once you have completed that, once again turn 90 degrees (This time to the opposite of your last turn) and travel one hundred miles what is your location? if you guessed, one hundred miles to the east or west of my start point (depending upon which your first turn was) you would be correct however in a spherical model you would arrive back at your point of departure. (since you don't enjoy being fun I'll note I don't actually believe this, and this model expanded to a larger number of miles in each direction would have you arriving at your start point, actually theoretically you could travel any number of miles after your first turn and it wouldn't matter.) Edited November 18, 2022 by Rodney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastpacedO Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 14 minutes ago, Rodney said: pick a direction and travel some distance in that direction We'll say north and one hundred miles, for simplicities sake. Once you have finished your one hundred miles turn 90 degrees to your right or left and travel one hundred miles once you have completed that, once again turn 90 degrees (This time to the opposite of your last turn) and travel one hundred miles what is your location? if you guessed, one hundred miles to the east or west of my start point (depending upon which your first turn was) you would be correct however in a spherical model you would arrive back at your point of departure. (since you don't enjoy being fun I'll note I don't actually believe this, and this model expanded to a larger number of miles in each direction would have you arriving at your start point, actually theoretically you could travel any number of miles after your first turn and it wouldn't matter.) Oh I fully understand you were doing it in fun. Just love taking blows at Flerf's (flatheads any chance I can not meaning you). While having fun save some time on the hundred miles and drive however many miles it takes to go to an ocean. Watch a ship go out to sea and explain what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie Baker Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 7 hours ago, gonzoron said: The only foul I can see is that word 'Member' right under your name. Why not change that to 'Booster'? https://gridirondigest.net/clients/donations/ C'mon man, with your loquaciousness just Take The Time for a donation. It's quick and easy. @temptationtook the time. @Donnie Bakereven took the time. Take the time, then send us a pic of your giant clock around your neck please! I’ve been a donor for over 10 years, maybe even over a decade and I pay extra. I swear to God I do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazed and confused Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 2 hours ago, FastpacedO said: Oh I fully understand you were doing it in fun. Just love taking blows at Flerf's (flatheads any chance I can not meaning you). While having fun save some time on the hundred miles and drive however many miles it takes to go to an ocean. Watch a ship go out to sea and explain what happens. hmmmm......the seamen disappear ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzoron Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, Donnie Baker said: I’ve been a donor for over 10 years, maybe even over a decade and I pay extra. I swear to God I do I wish everyone from winamacs did that! I gotta go 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impartial_Observer Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 3 hours ago, FastpacedO said: Oh I fully understand you were doing it in fun. Just love taking blows at Flerf's (flatheads any chance I can not meaning you). While having fun save some time on the hundred miles and drive however many miles it takes to go to an ocean. Watch a ship go out to sea and explain what happens. Dick move, I’ve been hearing John Prine in my head since reading this! On second thought, good work! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzoron Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Impartial_Observer said: Dick move, I’ve been hearing John Prine in my head since reading this! On second thought, good work! I bumped into the Savior, and he said pardon me. Or you looking for Sweet Revenge? Edited November 18, 2022 by gonzoron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzoron Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 5 minutes ago, gonzoron said: I bumped into the Savior, and he said pardon me. Or you looking for Sweet Revenge? Hell yeah. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie Baker Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 (edited) This guy is more dumber than that ode dumb ass that don’t post anymore and I’ll say it right to his face Edited November 19, 2022 by Donnie Baker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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