Rodney Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 And heres how were gonna do it ok so after every game were gonna have a post game press conference were gonna sell tickets to that too alcohol will be sold (things probably gonna be hosted at the local watering hole of whatever town your in) every friday night for 2 and a half hours, the refs will justify their actions in front of a crowd of extremely pleasant people getting absolutely slammed at the bar the refs make all the ticket price back (so the bigger the mob the more they get paid) this is a good idea and you know it and for the inevitable "WHY DONT YOU TRY BEING A ZEBRA" comment All I have to say is be careful what you wish for. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobref Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 Why … it’s absolutely BRILLIANT, I tell you! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbat Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 26 minutes ago, Bobref said: Why … it’s absolutely BRILLIANT, I tell you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impartial_Observer Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Rodney said: And heres how were gonna do it ok so after every game were gonna have a post game press conference were gonna sell tickets to that too alcohol will be sold (things probably gonna be hosted at the local watering hole of whatever town your in) every friday night for 2 and a half hours, the refs will justify their actions in front of a crowd of extremely pleasant people getting absolutely slammed at the bar the refs make all the ticket price back (so the bigger the mob the more they get paid) this is a good idea and you know it and for the inevitable "WHY DONT YOU TRY BEING A ZEBRA" comment All I have to say is be careful what you wish for. Will firearms be allowed? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Posted November 23, 2022 Author Share Posted November 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, Impartial_Observer said: Will firearms be allowed? Its going to be off school grounds. technically allowed but don't mix firearms and drinking people its bad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impartial_Observer Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 18 minutes ago, Rodney said: Its going to be off school grounds. technically allowed but don't mix firearms and drinking people its bad How about Willow branches and whittlin knives? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitehat Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Impartial_Observer said: How about Willow branches and whittlin knives? There’ll be a box of tomatoes by their table, and for $10 a piece you can chuck a tomato at your least favorite ref. Their pay will skyrocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTF Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 Maybe your best post yet Rodney. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuccaguy Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 Man, this would be so "cool" for me and the guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rodney Posted November 23, 2022 Author Share Posted November 23, 2022 (edited) I wish to meet the man willing to give me a whistle and send me out to officiate their team's game. side bar: I don't condone verbal abuse of on field officials under any circumstance I prefer to settle my disputes the old fashion way; at the proper venue during the post game press conference, or in the parking lot after said press conference Edited November 23, 2022 by Rodney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impartial_Observer Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, Rodney said: I wish to meet the man willing to give me a whistle and send me out to officiate their team's game. I got plenty of whistles and flags! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Posted November 23, 2022 Author Share Posted November 23, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Impartial_Observer said: I got plenty of whistles and flags! Thanks but I don't need flags to officiate a football game I once officiated a snow football game using coors light cans as flags people are much less likely to foul when you're throwing beer cans at them I COULD HOWEVER TAKE A WHISTLE! Edited November 23, 2022 by Rodney 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzoron Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 7 minutes ago, Impartial_Observer said: I got plenty of whistles and flags! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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