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In case you haven't noticed, the whole country has gone way overboard on political correctness.  Our high school teams did not get the message which makes me sad.  But, I'm here to help:

Eagles, Falcons, or any other bird of prey: Raptors 

Indians or indigenous peoples: First Nations

Bronc(h)os, Stallions, or anything horse-related--Equines

Bison/ Buffalo: Bovines

Bulldogs: Domesticated Canines

Wolves: Largest Canines

Cavaliers, Patriots: Defenders, Protectors

Ancient (Athenian, Spartan, Trojan, etc.): Big Shot, Leviathan

And the two nearest and dearest to my heart:

Rebels: Agitators, Insurgents, Renegades

Devils: Kings of Hell, Lucifer, Holly Terror, Scallywag, Wretch

 

Your team may not be here, but don't think they're totally innocent, I just haven't come up with a name for them yet such as Greyhounds: sporting canine and Giants: Mutants

 

Let's have them...

 

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12 minutes ago, Gipper said:

In case you haven't noticed, the whole country has gone way overboard on political correctness.  Our high school teams did not get the message which makes me sad.  But, I'm here to help:

Eagles, Falcons, or any other bird of prey: Raptors 

Indians or indigenous peoples: First Nations

Bronc(h)os, Stallions, or anything horse-related--Equines

Bison/ Buffalo: Bovines

Bulldogs: Domesticated Canines

Wolves: Largest Canines

Cavaliers, Patriots: Defenders, Protectors

Ancient (Athenian, Spartan, Trojan, etc.): Big Shot, Leviathan

And the two nearest and dearest to my heart:

Rebels: Agitators, Insurgents, Renegades

Devils: Kings of Hell, Lucifer, Holly Terror, Scallywag, Wretch

 

Your team may not be here, but don't think they're totally innocent, I just haven't come up with a name for them yet such as Greyhounds: sporting canine and Giants: Mutants

 

Let's have them...

 

Tigers: Carnivores

C (or K) ougars, Panthers, Wildcats: Feral Felines

Pirates: Fortune Hunters

Vikings: Sea Rovers

Huskies: Service Canines

Brickies, Miners, Mounties, Slicers:  Employees, Proletariat

Hornets: Flying Stinging Insects

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15 minutes ago, Yuccaguy said:

Absolutely IGNORANT!

Faux, OAN are on TV.  Let's be serious about the situation 

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all in fun--easy there, Spartacus...

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13 hours ago, psaboy said:

The Potato Heads??

Boilermakers--Beer with a shot of booze

Hoosiers--Speech Impediments

Sycamores--Deciduous trees native to Indiana

Cardinals--Redbirds (Illinois State figured it out, props to them)

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Sycamores can also be referred to as Buttonwoods or Flowering Trees

Valparaiso figured it out as they are now known as the Beacons

Purdue Northwest has been rebranded as the Pride (group of Lions)

Texas A & M and Utah State should change to Farm Laborers

The Commodores of both Perry Central and Vanderbilt University should be rechristened as Naval Officers or Soul Music Group

Blue Jays--Passerine bird

Dragons--mythical fire breathing creatures

Bombers--war planes

Warriors--Instigators, Aggressors

Lions--Keystone Predators, Barberies

 

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Cardinal, Crimson (Tide), Maroons--Darker Reds

Bears, Bruins, Grizzlies--Doglike Carnivorans

Royals--Elites, Light Blues

Gophers--Furry Rodents

Ducks, Geese--Waterfowl

Beavers--Dam-Building Aquatic Rodents

Highlanders--Hill People

Senators--Political Officials

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As i watched some baseball games over the weekend:

 

Cubs: Young Bears, Foxes, or Lions

Brewers: Beer Producers

Mariners: People of the Seas

Diamondbacks: Venomous Vipers

Athletics: People Who Play Sports

 

 

 

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On 5/10/2024 at 1:27 PM, bucksfan said:

Best topic- responses I have ever seen on here. Kudos gentlemen.

Buckeyes - Tough Nuts 

I was going to say "Struggles to spell" for the Buckeyes. 

You all continuously spelling a 4 letter word an entire athletic event is relatively comical. 

Fantastic topic lol

On 5/9/2024 at 4:40 PM, Yuccaguy said:

Absolutely IGNORANT!

Faux, OAN are on TV.  Let's be serious about the situation 

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That offends me 

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Being we are a football community; how dare I slight the pros?

Packers: Groups of people who toil in the meat-production industry

Browns:  Composite Colors

Bengals: Hybrid Leopards

Jaguars: Native Panthers (wouldn't want one of those chilling in my pool)

Cowboys: Bovine Herders

Chiefs: Leaders of First Nations

Jets: Fixed-Wing Airplane Fleet

 

 

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